"Giggles" OBAMA report by Michael Savage

GIGGLES OBAMA AND THE WEB PRESS CONFERENCE
GIGGLES OBAMA HAD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY. BUT THIS TIME IT WAS A SPECIAL AND NEW AND DIFFERENT PRESS CONFERENCE BECAUSE THIS TIME IT FOCUSED ON QUESTIONS ASKED VIA THE WORLDWIDE WEB. SOME GUY WHO APPEARED TO BE A DISTANT COUSIN OF RAHM EMANUEL, “STURM UND DRANG” EMANUEL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, INTRODUCED OBAMA AND THEN BEGAN READING SUPPOSED QUESTIONS THAT HAD COME IN FOR GIGGLES FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY. ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS POSSIBLE THAT THE QUESTIONS WERE JUST SENT IN BY OTHER COUSINS OF RAHM EMANUEL. MOISHE EMANUEL SENT IN A QUESTION FROM BOSTON. AND JASCHA EMANUEL SENT IN A QUESTION FROM OHIO.THEN HYMAN EMANUEL, POSING AS RICHARD FROM CALIFORNIA, SENT IN ANOTHER QUESTION.BUT PERHAPS THE MOST INTERESTING PART OF THE WHOLE FIASCO WAS WHEN A WOMAN, HARRIET FROM GEORGIA, SENT IN A VIDEO OF HERSELF ASKING ABOUT OUTSOURCED JOBS. OBAMA GAVE A RAMBLING 10-MINUTE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION AND FINALLY ADMITTED AT THE VERY END THAT THE JOBS AREN’T COMING BACK AND HAVE TO BE REPLACED WITH GREEN JOBS. IN THE WORDS OF SHAKESPEARE, IT WAS SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING. AND THE ONLY THING YOU CAME AWAY WITH AT THE END OF THIS POINTLESS WEB PRESS CONFERENCE IS THE FACT THAT REAL AMERICAN JOBS ARE NEVER COMING BACK AND THAT THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY IS PRIMARILY CENTERED AROUND SHOVELING COMPOST.